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Full Fat Milk Carton Patch | Cow Print Original Design

Regular price $45.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $45.00 USD
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Life is too short to drink skim milk. 

Inspired by the common (or is it just me?) childhood experience of my mom being terrified of whole milk even though it's verifiably the best. Wear this patch with pride while nodding to the GenZ obsession with cow print, small everyday objects, and body positivity. Cow, oat, almond...whatever substance you be milkin' these days, it better not be low fat, that shit's a scam anyway. 

Each patch is hand drawn by me and stitched by hand on my Consew 104-1T. No computer embroidery here...each stitch is "drawn" by my hand directing a handle under my machine table. Due to the hand-made nature of the craft, each patch will have it's own quirks and imperfections. 

Patch Dimensions: Approx 5 x 3.5 inches

Details: stitched on heavyweight scrim patch felt, no iron-on backing here. Grab a patch sew-on kit if you don't have a needle and thread at home!

New! Matching Full Fat Holographic Sticker 


I offer shipping options from USPS, UPS, and FedEx. I only ship out items twice a week: on Saturdays and Wednesdays (barring any federal holidays). Please refer to each item's listed turnaround time for questions about order timing, and please allow for more shipping time during these unprecedented times. 

The address you enter at checkout is the address I will use to ship your item to.


Bottom line: I do not accept returns, but I do allow exchanges on some items. Many of my items are one-of-a-kind or personalized in some way, so offering open-ended returns is just not manageable for me. If you are ultimately unhappy with your purchase or customization, please email me ( and I'll do everything I can do make it right.